Bobby Jindal got voted off the 2012 GOP Survivor with the QUICKNESS today...
Man...
I feel for the guy. Having to follow the most popular man on the planet who just received 60 standing ovations and was mobbed for autographs by MEMBERS OF CONGRESS like it was a Jonas Brothers concert was like watching a movie in iMax and then watching this skinny kid in his living room with a bad tie and a speech impediment was like watching the same movie only on a shytty bootleg DVD with a baby crying in the background and someone walking in front of the camera.
It was like watching Michael Jordan drop 50 points at Madison Square Garden and then watching Urkel attempt the same moves on a backyard hoop with a Nerf ball.
